10 REASONS FLOATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

May 07, 2018 0 Comments

10 REASONS FLOATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

After much scientific research on both options, Dreamboats has concluded that sex is overrated in comparison to floating.  Here are the results of our experimentation:

1. You don't have to convince somebody else to do it with you

2. If strangers see you floating they won't be offended


3. Getting groups of people to do it together is easy


4. It's not illegal to rent an inflatable


5. You can do it for hours and not break a sweat


6. Your spouse won't be mad if you float with somebody else


7. You don't have to wait until after marriage to go floating


8. You can go for a swim in the middle of it


9. Peeing during floating is socially acceptable

10. It's fun for the whole family


11. Nobody cries after going floating


12. You won't get in trouble for eating a sandwich while you float